Love in Indo-Pak Region (XD)

Hi ! A Funny Topic to Write about at last

My Sympathies for these poor souls, always seeking the Love of their Lives and always coming back with Black Eyes and Broken Wills, Bones too.


Somethings you should keep in Mind :

* Don't Propose a Girl Directly, otherwise be prepared to get Slapped into the Next World.

* Don't Follow a Girl in Public.If you do, Split at the Right time, otherwise too many Heroes will pop out of Thin Air to save the Girl.Now Think about it, they'll save the Girl but who'll save you ?
(Who do you think needs the Saving in this case?)


* Don't go After a Girl with Too many Brute Brothers, Retired Army Drill Sergeant Father and Ox like Cousins.Believe me, this is very Hazardeous for your Health and after they'll be done with you, your Moaning won't let even your Neighbors sleep at night, or day for that matter.

* Even in Posh/Rich Areas, Girl will pretend that She likes you




but when Girl seekers will go there with their Tongues Hanging outside, Girls will release their Canine brothers on them and the Outcome won't be pretty.

* Its always wise to Stack up the Medical supplies before you start seeking the Love of your Life, you WILL Thank me later for this Advice, Believe me.


* If you are a School Boy or College Student and you fall in Love with your Teacher, Please come back after Ten Years or so.


* Since Loving here is like Playing Splinter Cell, so use the Camoflauge of Innocense, Move Alongside with the Wall of Confidence, Always Move in the Shadows of Trust.
Despite all of these Measures, if you get Caught, Plead Insanity.

Note : I'll make one thing Clear, By Girl Seekers, I am not mentioning some Heartless, Mannerless Monsters who live to Bother Girls, they Don't Respect the Girls so they can Go to Hell for all I care.
These Girl seekers I mentioned here only get beaten while searching for Love of their Life, instead they end up with Lumps of their Life.

Thanks for Reading, Hope you Enjoyed it.

Peace and Love.